i just have to post this one - -; 

8 Beatitudes of Single People

1. Blessed are the single people, for theirs
alone is their income.
2. Blessed are those who are detached, they can
go where they please, when they please.
3. Blessed are the non-couples, they shall
inheritno one else's problems but their own.
4. Blessed are the uncommitted, they have no
phone calls to wait for.
5. Blessed are those who do not thirst forcompanionship, they do not haveto share the remote.
6. Blessed are the purely unattached, for they
will see what they want in a
shop and go buy it without any thought as to
whether their mate will approve of the purchase. In other words, they can indulge without guilt.
7. Blessed are those who are persecuted whenValentine's Day rolls in, theydo not need some stupid special day declared toremind them that they arehappy  in their present state.
8. Blessed are you when couples walk by arm in
arm on a rainy day, you are  not getting wet, they are.